Guys, got any pussified friends who are hoplessly enamored with having their balls encapsulated in their feminazi wives' purses?
Give them this handy Hitlary nut cruncher to give to their scud wives for the holiday along with the prerogative of presenting her with the affronting note of their choice, preferably:
"Dear, if you're going to make me do the puppet dance for a little nookie and still refuse and continue to enslave me for the rest of my days, at least have the decency to physically crack my nuts so I won't have the urge anymore!" (click for motion)
Now available for optional gift wrapping at your friendly neighborhood shopping mall.
