BTW, as a reminder, femorrhoids neeeeever willfully do what it takes to engross themselves in tantalizing trysts with the law in any way. Y'know..like indulging in any type of myriad rape situations, or festivities such as pedophilia, murder, or violence of any kind at all whatsoever, being that they're such precious perfect angelic princesses and all:
http://interested-participant.blogspot.com/search/label/Women%20With%20Troubles
Just thought you might like to know.
The nearest male MADE them do it...