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What's That Smell?
"You know you are getting old when it’s difficult to distinguish the latest and greatest men’s cologne from simple but obvious body odor.
After conversing with a seemingly well groomed gentleman last weekend, I asked Smart Sara – was that cologne or deodorant-failure? She wasn't sure either."
Oh really? Like you all don't at all try to mask that sickly stench between your legs with 17 different clashing scents on a daily basis? So that it will never be noticed?
I see....
"All but a few made me wonder if I was smelling something people actually paid hard earned money for or a construction worker’s armpit. After a 12 hour work day. In 90 degree heat."
So your saying that you have a good bit of experience shoving your olfactories into a construction worker's armpit after 12 hours of arduous labor in 90 degree heat(which, of course, you wouldn't deign to do yourself, no less)? That's quite telling, bitch. Going after those smelly males you have no desire to be with again, eh??
"Is this what women want in their men -- that they should spend 60 bucks or more to smell like they just spent 10 days crawling on their belly through the Amazon rain forests?"
“Ooh babe, you smell filthy, that really turns me on!”
Obviously. It's certainly what you've been thirsting after, given your obvious previous minglings. Gotta go after those reeking bad boys. now!
"Either way, I’m not terribly comfortable with this new trend. It would be nice if these guys wore buttons, “Don’t worry ladies, I’m not really un-showered, I spent 100 bucks to smell this way.”
Hey you...fucked up bitch....why oh why would they have to wear buttons when they're obviously permeating the entire demographic with their unnoticeable stench you can't smell??
Jesus...
Just when I thought hypocrisy couldn't get any worse, something comes along to discredit that.
Women just neeeeever had to mask that foul sewer stench that emanates from that sewer of evil between their fatty legs. Oh noooooooo. That never happened.
That's why MEN had to invent enough perfumed napkins to accomodate a half of a grocer aisle full of every type of scent, size, shape, and style to satisfy even the most discriminating femmie. Because they NEEEEVER smell.....
Men have never noticed how sweaty and smelly females ever get after an aerobic workout. Nope. We just never did...
It sure is interesting how females never had their own armpit deodorant product adorn a grocer shelf before. Along with accompanying commercials that declare, "strong enough for a woman." Or mall outlets aplenty dedicated solely to perfumes costing hundreds of dollars and more.
Because females never need to mask anything....
